If I Can Possibly Stand One More Ride Home In.....

the horrible get-on-my-last-nerve-bone-shattering-mind-numbing-traffic along the Lekki - Epe Expressway (I beg your pardon!? more like a two lane village road if you ask me).

And get this, I am complaining and all I do is sit at the back of the car trying not to scream in frustration but DNW wonders how oh how those who drive are managing it???? It must play havoc with the muscles in the 'driving leg' and the back.

DNW wonders if it will be too much to ask My mgm for a helicopter for Christmas? lol!

If I will ever keep my 'Vow of Silence'!!???

Yep, I promised my self that I would not lose my temper and go on a rant-fest today. But alas after holding myself back from giving my driver an earful after work today. Dont ask. It will bore you but it made me mad. I got home and lost it megatime with my teen and tween agers the moment I walked in the door. DNW wonders if in a bid to give our children a better life than we had, we dont end up spoiling them.......I know they are fundamentally good children but DNW wonders why oh why they seem incapably of doing things without being told........Arrrghhhhh. lol! I can almost see my dear mother smiling in her grave.....ha! I told you so she must be saying.....

Why Even A Minor Fan Like Me.....

Cannot stop thinking about Michael Jackson????? DNW wonders what his family and hard core fans must be feeling like....DNW wonders where he is.........

Why Fevers Get Worse In the Evening/Night?

Pardon me but I have to ask this seeing as I have had back to back 'nurse work experiences' in the last 3 weeks. I just thank God for healing. Not sure how people who do not trust God cope during spells of illness of loved ones cope! I feel so helpless and panicked and the only thing that calms me is knowing that Christ said 'it is finished' and that mean sickness too.

Anywho, DNW wonders why oh why temperatures are fine-ish during the day but then soar to incredible heights at night....

How I Can Get On Who Wants to Be A Millionnaire?

Really, I am serious. I just want to see if I will still be able to answer all the questions correct without using any of my lifelines......Honest, I do it all the time at home. Pls give me a chance. Its really not about the money. Yeah right! lol!

But really seriously, DNW wonders if MTN can go a step further and search out some of our nations' wonderful wonderful teachers. You know those ones that taught us cos they loved us...like Mrs. Enenmo, my BK teacher from school.....Anyway, DNW hails MTN sha, good show that WDTBAM!

What On Earth Is Up With NEPA!!!!?????

I tell you, I now know, with no doubt whatsoever that our beloved country has no government!!!!!! DNW wonders what on earth the people we put (or who put themselves) in government are doing about the fact that there has been no electricity in most parts like since....FOREVER!

DNW wonders if I am dreaming it or did i hear that some bigwigs in PHCN actually bring in generators to sell!!!!! how mad is that?

OK, I guess you are right, I should spend my time wondering about problems that actually stand a chance of being resolved soon....like perhaps the excess 5 kg I am carrying around with me lol!

Why oh Why Do Children Run Such High Fevers.....

Yes, they toss and turn and burn all night. You do not get any sleep cos you are watching over them. You never know , they might just self combust while you sleep! You rush them to the doctors in the morning and half way through the examinations and the hellish blood test, the child suddenly feels better!

God forbid if you are using an office medical centre and your boss happens to come down to say hello and see how you are doing and sees the 'sick, i don't know what is wrong, am so upset, have had no sleep' child running up and down the hospital hallway! Yup, you look like you just used your child to skive a day off work.

Motherhood. DNW wonders why oh why our children do this to us....then again. DNW just thanks God Almighty.......

If less 'Free Will' would not have been better....

I like the fact that God is a gentleman and would never force us to do stuff but DNW really wonders....perhaps a little less free will would have done mankind some good......... You know when you look at the TV and your Bible. No option. The Angel on your shoulder taps you and you know what you got to do! Dare to touch the remote and it sizzles! Bible study it is! lol!. Guess not.

If We Need Some Old Testament Justice.....

The world must be going mad. Why on earth would a married man be chatting up another man's wife!!!!!! Why would a father be sleeping with his daughter. Why would a woman sell her body for a ticket to anywhere....How come there is more evil in the church than anywhere else.

DNW wonders why we cannot just have a slice in time when bolts of lightening will strike people dead on the spot! OK, a bit harsh but there is so much wrong with our society....DNW wonders what we would do if God treated us the way he treated the Israelites in the Old Testament......

Why The Devil Had No Real Interest in Me Before......

Yes, when I was a benchwarming-go-to-church-on-sunday-christian, the enemy did not have my time. So what gives now.....Its like I take a stand to take my faith serious and all of sudden, all hell breaks loose. DNW is wondering why Did God have to brag about Job too? So many questions!

Why Everything that tastes SO good is usually SO bad for you?

This I believe is the ultimate twist of human fate.If spinach is good for me then why oh why could it not taste like the chocolate ice cream I had the other day? DNW wonders..... will this scales ever stop showing me 73Kg.....68Kg would be so much kinder...lol!

What To Do If Best Buddy Has BO?

This is for real too. A friend of a friend has bad bad body odour. what to do? I say, tell her with love. Couch with love. If you did not love, you would not be telling.
What do you say? DNW wonders is there anything a good friendship cannot handle.......

What To Do When Your Dad is Vexing With you?

This is for real. My dad has not spoken to me since the 11th of May 2009. To be honest I have not tried to call. Me, too, I am upset. But I have extended the olive branch via sms messages which till date have been ignored. At least, I did not get any replies. DNW wonders what to do when Papas are cold warring you.....

Why We Wiggle Our Feet.....

DNW wonders why we wiggle our feet when we are eating something absolutely scrumptious! My hubby says its the human equivalent to a puppy wagging its tail excitedly at the prospect of something wonderful happening e.g. a nice juice bone!
Hmmmmm, makes sense!

Why A Man Cheats and....

Ok, so you saw this one coming. lol! Well as long as am wondering, I might as well ponder about this cos I just do not get it. A man cheats and he is just being a guy. A woman does the same and she is a .... you now what! A man can walk out on his child and that's just 'typical' but let a woman try that and she will be branded heartless. DNW really wonders if there can ever really be any 'calming' response to this?

How Come Pens Like Playing Hide n Seek?

DNW is just wondering how come you can never find a pen when you need one real bad BUT when you dont, there are like 12 of them lying round at the bottom of your bag?

I am thinking there is a planet out there somewhere, far far away where the Alien - Pen and his alien wife Pencil live and plan how to drive me bonkers everytime I got to the bank and need to sign somthing. Am just wondering....do I need to chain a pen to all my bags? lol? And dont get me started on the why the printer always breaks down when I need to print something urgent. Its a war against humans I tell you!

How Come Whites ALWAYS get stained?

Or is it just me? Anytime. I mean anytime I am wearing something white. Nice pristine white. I get something on it? DNW is just wondering.....can I ever wear white again?

What Would We Be Eating in 2099?

The way I see it, at the rate we are going, there will be absolutely nothing left to eat that will not give you some horrible strain of cancer! DNW wonders...what on earth will we be eating in the year 2099?