If Maybe I Could Ask Santa For A Helicopter.....

Cos you know I really really need it Santa! And DNW has been mostly good and not bad. So do have a heart and send me a shiny black heli all tied up in a pretty pink bow for Christmas. That should fix the nightmare journey back home everyday....

Sigh...............If wishes were horses, DNW would ride them into the sunset! lol!

What It Would Be Like If......

God began operating in the 'old testament' mode again. You know where people would just walk into church and fall down dead cos of the sin or evil intentions in their hearts.......Perhaps we would have a healthier fear of Him, yknow?

Ok Ok, DNW does thank God for NOT doing that but really we Christians need to really check ourselves. We are either in or out! Trust me, DNW is talking to herself too. God has more or less 'jacked' me up today so i have re evaluated and re aligned.

Why Glo Will Not Just Get It!

DNW is done texting WIN to 555! lol! If my 1510 points do not get me even a small IPod, then that is it!!!! Ha! Na wa oh! Glo, please stop sms-ing me cos I refuse to fall for that again. If you dont give me my 30 million naira now with the points I have right now, then it was not meant to be. Some of us, DNW thinks, are just meant to work hard for our money. Tada tadan, so hard for the money.......

What The World Would Be Like.....

If all professing Christians TRULY walked their talk? There are so many good people out there who DNW believes are sincere in their love for God and mankind so why oh why DNW wonders does it seem like the devil is still in charge down here? That there is more hatred than love going around? More bad than good?

Cos he is the god of this world? What do you think?

If Anyone Would Like A Copy of "Call Upon Me'

For a token fee of ..............Nada! Zilch! Rien! Absolutely free!!!!

Yes! DNW loved reading this book on prayer so much that she got a couple of extra copies and is set to give them to the first two people who say 'Me!' via this blog site.
Errrr, note that you have to live in Lasgidi (Lagos) and you have to be able to come and pick it up from a place DNW will reveal to you. As Awuff runs bele, the hidden cost of this FOC matter is the cost of you coming to collect the book. I think its only fair. Abi?

Anyway, the book is by Pastor Bemigho Omayuku. Yes you may not have heard of her but trust me, this book is good. simple but good for soul. DNW would compare it to nice home made chicken soup for the soul on prayer. Naija style.

Why People Let Other People.....

Determine who they are or what they can do? I love that saying, that no one can make you feel inferior without your permission. Its the truth and it goes for all other emotions and feelings and thoughts we have about ourselves. We should have the final say. Not some 3rd party. So why oh why DNW wonders do people let others dictate how they feel about their own lives???????

Its no ones business but yours and the God that made you. DNW sez stand up for who you are, dammit@!

What Will Happen if NEPA Strikes tonight......

And DNW is acutely aware that the chances of that happening are like 150 to 1. For tonight, if they do, will be the very first time we shall sleep without electricity in a long time (my youngest has experienced it only once in his life and that night I was a human fan!) Hear! Hear! The generator has a fault that cannot be fixed in a day! We are doomed should PHCN come a calling!

Or are we? Perhaps, DNW thinks, it would be a spectacular learning experience for my children to see how over 80% of the Nigerian population live? Perhaps DNW ponders it would be good for them to have one day without the generator so that next time it purrs into action, they will remember to thank Almighty God for his grace over their lives.

Yes.......one day in the darkness might not be that bad after all. And you never know. NEPA might just suprise me tonight. Ha! I wish!

If It Is Possible to Live One Full Day......

Without grieving the Holy Spirit?

You know DNW wonders, can one go for 24 hours and be able to say, 'Today', nothing I did would displease my Maker. All my words, thoughts and deeds were in line with who I am in Christ? DNW is gonna try. Wanna join me?

Fear not, its not a competition, just another way to a lifestyle of living a Christlike life. DNW knows she is not Christ and can never be perfect like that....but there is nothing to lose and all to gain in trying.

As they say, one day at a time.........

Why They Never Use REAL Substantial Women?

Yes, once again, DNW is moaning about something. You know those adverts for body shapers? Pray tell why must they always use models who DONT need body shaping. For once I would like to see some woman who truly has a huge belly like mine in a before and after picture so I can see how well the product actually keeps all the lumps and bumps in!!!!! OK, true I did see this really honest ad in Ebony once. The model was truly curvy a.k.a. fat but she looked nice in the lingerie she was wearing. So more of that please people......Yep, DNW is ranting but hey, am actually in a better place today. As Hanna Montana sings, Life is Climb....but the view is pretty awesome!

If I could really win the Glo N1Million Naira!!!!!

Yes, am a sucker too. Those Glo messages just suck you right in! I finally managed to stop myself after the 10th WIN to 555. LWKM! The human being is truly greedy by nature!
Considering the day I had, DNW needed this kind of stress buster.....at least that is what I am telling myself. lol!

How God Copes With People Like Me?

Yes, DNW is amazed by God's ability to love no matter what. His love is boundless. I know. I am a benefactor of His limitless affection. His unending mercies. His always strecthable patience. I don't deserve it but I am grateful for it.

DNW wonders where I would be without my God?.....dead, in a psycho ward, on the streets, selling pepper in the market......pick your choice. But oh no! God had to love me. And you. And bring us to this place where we are at. Our today. Its good.

DNW wonders....could we ever fathom how much God must love us? Methinks not. I shall revel in this as I go off to bed tonight. I shall float on the clouds of such love. I shall bask in its sweet sweet feeling. Forget human love and acceptance. We are the beloved of the Divine One. What can compare?

Why We Wait For Death To Forgive and Show Love

Yes, I know this is a a broad generalisation. Forgive me. But DNW wonders why it becomes easier to let go of past hurts and speak of only the good parts of life with a person when that person dies? Why can we not give it up while the person was alive? DNW wonders why people wait till funeral services to speak of all the good a person has done, or all the good things a person has contributed to their lives. Or what that person means to them.....DNW wonders...why not just tell them now?

If Perhaps I Need Time Off Without Pay?

Yes, DNW wonders if this will not be a good idea. It is all getting to be a tad too much these days with all the nanny issues, children school runs, lagos traffic etc. Thank God for school holidays! OK, DNW is just dreaming but hey! Dreams are free, right?

If Celebrities Feel The Way I Am Feeling Now.....

Honest to God, this is serious. Do celebrities feel like they have these huge butterflies on their eyes when the fix false eyelashes???!!!!! Yes, they make me feel sexy but I am almost blind. lol! OK so its not that bad but am wondering is this how the blue blood of hollywood feel when they fix these things? If it is, then they are trying cos it does not show on their faces at all.LWKM (this is the pidgin version of LOL. Laff wan kill me!)

DNW is tired, been running around like there is no tomorrow as I have no nanny. Peace of mind but knackered! DNW wonderes,,,,is there really life with no nanny??????? Especially when you are half blinded by false eyelashes......Lol! oh sorry, LWKM!

What The Devil Must Have Been Thinking Last Night

As almost every single person who got the hoax Pastor Adeboye's "Call To Prayer" SMS bombarded the atmosphere with prayers for their loved ones. DNW can almost see the angels on assignment running or is it soaring helter skelter as the prayers sent them off on various errands!!!! As DNW said, prayer has no overdose so hoax or no hoax, it was a good thing! Just sad that we respond to the call of a mere man like that but when God speaks to our hearts we pretend not to hear........